Monday, September 5, 2011

Words that make readers cringe

I came across this thread on Amazon a few weeks ago, and cringed myself, Yep, I'm guilty of using some of these words that readers listed as cringe-worthy:

- frisson
- laved
- mewled
- growled (usually before or during sex)
- seed
- various anatomy parts weeping
- sheathed (especially in conjunction with "to the hilt")
- throatily
- anything cream-related
- honeypot

And that's just the first screen. It goes on for 72 screens! Yikes. That's a lot of cringing.

I laughed at some of the entries (manroot? lol), until I came to some I've used. Of course, if there are 1790 entries over 72 pages, obviously it means readers will have widely varying expectations. But the last thing we, as writers, want to do is to throw our readers out of the story with a cringe-worthy word. Because it's all about drawing them in, and then keeping them in the flow.

So how to avoid using such words?

Common sense says to avoid overused words and phrases.  Here are a few that jump out at me when I read because they're overused:

- raking hands through his/her hair
- licking lips
- crossing arms over his/her chest
- chewing his/her lip

Keep it fresh. Mix it up. Come up with another way to show what the character's feeling with their actions.

One of the entries had good advice for catching such words: read the chapters out loud, particularly the dialogue. Does it sound realistic? Does it sound stilted or dated (unless it's a historical, then it's supposed to).

Sometimes, word choice will be taken out of our hands by editors. In such cases where an author objects to use of a cringe-worthy word, maybe an editor should be given this Amazon link. :)

Beyond specific word choices, keeping a reader's interest involves a compelling story with an interesting or unique voice. Do that, and they'll forgive a cringe-worthy word or two. But not much beyond that.

Don't let this happen to you: