Where the hell did March go? Partly down the tubes via something I've just learned the label for - clickbait.
And oh look! Another BuzzFeed quiz! Because yes, I need to know which character from (fill in the blank show or book or movie) I am, or where I should be living, or what I should be doing with my life (um, not taking these quizzes? but oh, damn, I just clicked so I'll just wait ten minutes for the page to load).
Um, no thanks. I've been disappointed too many times because yes, I did see that coming, and no, it's not the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my whole gosh darned entire life.
I have become clickbait resistant. And now that I'm coming to my senses, I'm not going to waste time on you.
I have my own hooks to craft. But damn, I have to hand it to you. You do know how to hook people!
Do you get sucked in by clickbait? I have some extra repellant if you need some!