Showing posts with label contemporary humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label contemporary humorous. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2014

News for your Monday

I hope you had a fantastic weekend! Nothing like good news to brighten a stormy Monday, so I'm sharing some. :)

Congrats to Arlene Webb on the release of her contemporary sweet humorous romance, In Lieu of Flowers! If you're not familiar with Arlene's fantastic work, I highly recommend it. This story's a lot of fun.

Family calls for help and I run to the rescue like I always do, to work cheerfully and politely, for as long as it takes. 
And I wind up in a jam. 
Mocked by flowers and non-existent fiends, I do what comes natural, perfectly normal for a guy who doesn't want to hang in a retail shop or funeral home—I freak out and hide. 
Then—she—joins me in my dark and cramped isolation, and I do something that goes beyond natural, surpasses supernatural and becomes, for me, a cosmic phenomenon. Struck not by lightning, but lust. A once in a blue moon, great-balls-on-fire infatuation. 
To get to the point—without knowing who the girl is, what she looks like, or anything about her—I fall for her. 

My name is Joel. This romance is the story of my death and my life. Trust me, after you read you'll understand.

Amazon Kindle



If you have a hankering to visit Sleepy Hollow, Taryn Kincaid's got an ebook or five to take you there! She's celebrating the release of her latest, In From the Cold, with a 99 cent sale on the previous books. A great time to catch up on this fun paranormal series!

Check 'em out at Decadent Publishing
or at Amazon









As for me, I'm  visiting Avid Readers Haven. Hope you'll pop over and say hi.


I'm also still begging for votes for the cover of A Wedding at the Blue Moon Cafe. Mina Carter did such a fantastic job on the cover art. I hope you'll give it a vote of appreciation at Lolly Tova's Cover Love. Hurry! The contest ends April 30.

Now it's off to work - more edits await. Have a great Monday!



Friday, January 24, 2014

Happy release day to The Ex Factor!

I'm out and about, as you can imagine, happy dancing all over the web. :)

You can catch me at the Decadent 1NS blog to help celebrate the release of The Ex Factor, my latest 1Night Stand story. A short, but hot, story with a touch of humor and a little bit of Hollywood. :)

I'm also visiting Beckey White's blog with a spotlight on The Ex Factor. Thanks so much, Beckey!

The official post for The Ex Factor appears just below. I'll be adding buy links as they come online. That is, when I can stop happy dancing long enough!


A click, please?
And in case you missed my earlier post this week, I'd love your vote for Cursed in this month's You Gotta Read cover contest. Please visit the site and vote for #10, Cursed, The Vitruvian Man book 1.

I'm so grateful for your support. :)

Friday, September 16, 2011

Good news and bad news

The revised and reissued Wilderness Girl is finally available on Amazon. The good news is that Amazon's now paying more attention to new releases to verify that the person uploading the ebook is actually the author or holds the publishing rights, which means better protection against fraudulent releases. 

The bad news is the process does take a little bit longer now. Thank goodness Marci Baun of Freya's Bower, the former publisher of Wilderness Girl, was extremely prompt in verifying to Amazon that the rights had indeed returned to me. Marci's been great throughout my publishing experience. And honestly, Amazon was still fairly fast about releasing it. It took an extra two days, but in my opinion, time well worth it.



Friday, September 9, 2011

Back into the wild

Yay! The rights for Wilderness Girl have returned to me, and I'm reissuing it on Smashwords and Amazon Kindle (just waiting on Amazon to make it available).
This was a very fun novella, and its touch of humor make it a little different than the usual erotic romance. I did tone down the graphic language a bit, but Hank and Dana's story is still as steamy. :)


I was so proud when Wilderness Girl was named a 2011 EPIC finalist.
A reviewer said: “I loved this story for one main reason- it's why I love romances. The story was so fun. It was also filled with hot and steamy sex scenes, and the figuring out how this relationship will work stuff.

 I always think I like longer books, but the length on this one was just right. Enough to read in one sitting, but filled with everything I needed or wanted to know. Ms. Masters can write a story filled with all the ingredients for a good erotic, romance in my book.”


Careful, this story may make you want to go, um, camping. :) Get into the wild!

Though wait till the weather calms down. On a more serious note, I feel blessed that my home hasn't sustained damage in the crazy weather we've been having. The city of Harrisburg is shut down, the Pennsylvania Turnpike is closed for most of the way between here and my hometown in New Jersey, which is located on the banks of the Delaware River and taking a huge hit right now. We definitely didn't need another twelve inches of rain after Irene saturated us with rain. So please send your good thoughts to the folks who've been hit hard by this.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Going into the wilderness for Six Sentence Sunday


Thanks to everyone who visited last week. Your comments mean so much to me! Thank you.


This week, I'm taking you into the wild with my 2011 EPIC finalist, Wilderness Girl. I'm sad none received an award, but still proud they finaled.

This is the very beginning of the story, when Dana goes to Wilderness Outfitters with her boyfriend Sean. Their relationship's been rocky, and she hopes giving in to a camping trip will heat it back up. She thinks he's snuck up behind her in the store, and decides to get a little playful, and is unzipping him when she catches sight of Sean crossing through the main aisle.



“Oh my God.” Her breath strangled in her throat and she whirled around.
Six feet of tanned muscle, wrapped in a faded black T-shirt and jean shorts loose on his hips. Eyes like wildfire burning in a sun-kissed face. Grinning like a fox.
“Well, don’t stop there. You have my full attention.”



You can view the trailer, read reviews, the blurb and excerpt for Wilderness Girl here.


And don't forget to visit the Six Sentence Sunday main site to read wonderful entries by other talented authors. Thanks again for stopping by!



Thursday, December 13, 2007

Wilderness Girl - Contemporary humorous erotic romance

Available in ebook
from  Smashwords



At the Wilderness Outfitters on a Friday night, Dana wonders why so many people find The Great Outdoors so great. Until she meets Hank— six feet of tanned muscle, wrapped in a faded black T-shirt, eyes like wildfire burning in a sun-kissed face. He invites her to his favorite camping spot. A web programmer, Dana’s outdoor experience consists of walks to and from her car. Hank initiates her to the pleasures of hiking, campfires, and Harley rides down winding roads. Making love beneath a starry sky, he awakens a primal Wilderness Girl in Dana she never knew existed.

Their weekend feels like a fantasy that might fade after returning home. Will her high-tech lifestyle clash with his low-tech one?  Can she manage to recapture the passion of the wilderness in their city existence?



Reviews for original version
Wilderness Girl is an adorable contemporary romance with a really cute beginning that will make you laugh out loud! There are multiple funny moments as Hank teaches Dana how to be a wilderness girl. This storyline was a nice change of pace... and it was quite enjoyable. Hank and Dana had quite a bit of fun, which made it fun for me. This is my first book by Cate Masters, but it won't be my last. I look forward to reading more from her and I'm thinking you'll feel the same way too!

I loved this story for one main reason- it's why I love romances. The story was so fun. It was also filled with hot and steamy sex scenes, and the figuring out how this relationship will work stuff. Ms. Masters can write a story filled with all the ingredients for a good erotic, romance in my book.
You Gotta Read Reviews: You Need to Read

Wilderness Girl is a sweet erotic romance. I felt as I knew Dana and Hank and I was rooting for their happiness.









Excerpt

Dana scanned the stacks of camping gear piled on the shelves. People must be crazy to pay full price for this junk. But the investment in her future, their future, would pay off. He’d been so distracted lately. Working late, even going missing a couple of nights, leaving her waiting for calls that never came. When she’d asked later, explanations stumbled from his mouth in a staccato rush that left many of her questions unanswered. If going camping helped him focus on their relationship, well, she’d do it.

A deep voice behind her reached inside her thoughts. “Can I help you with anything?”

Her hold tightened on the cart handle. Sean must have circled back around. He liked it from behind, and lately doggy-style was their only position. With slow, exaggerated swishing of her hips, she backed toward him. Sexiness never came easily for her, but when her rear fitted against his front, his heat twined through her, more intense than usual. Maybe tonight he would relax a little. Mm, or maybe this shopping trip had revved him up too.

“Oh yeah, you most definitely can.” She reached around, and her hand landed on his thigh. A thrill shot through her at his sharp intake of breath.

Maybe she’d give him a taste of what, in particular, she had in mind. He kept pestering her to be more sexually adventurous. Probably why she always felt so awkward.

She wasn’t awkward now. She slid her fingers to the front of his jeans. Clicking each tooth of the zipper open, his stunned silence made her smile.

At the sight of Sean walking between aisles, looking in the opposite direction, she froze.

With a gasp, she whirled around.

There stood six feet of tanned muscle, wrapped in a faded black T-shirt and jeans shorts loose on his hips. Eyes like wildfire burning in a sun-kissed face.

Grinning like a fox. “Well, don’t stop there. You have my full attention.”


Excerpt 2
"There’s not much point in staying. I should probably just go.” What was the protocol for such things? Dismantle the tent, make sure she took everything she brought. Douse the fire. She sat looking at it. The fire had brought them together. He’d made it for her. She wished she could bring it home.

Resting his elbows on his knees, he glanced out over the hills. “You can’t go before spending the night out here. That’s the best part.”

“Really?” Her tone conveyed her confusion. She stared at him. A breath burst from her. She sprung to her feet and walked to the tent so he wouldn’t see the tears threatening. “No, I think I should go.”

“Hey, what’s wrong?” Within seconds, he stood next to her, his hands on her shoulders.

She shrugged away. “Let’s just stop now, before it goes any further.” The tumult of words flowed out uncontrollably. “You obviously don’t want it to go any further. And I don’t like being toyed with.” Fun though it was. She already missed it. Talk about dangerous.

“Dana.” He gently rubbed her arm.

“Stop.” She slipped past him, back to the fire.

He followed, and bent next to her as she threw the empty hot dog package into the cooler and slammed the lid shut. “I didn’t say I didn’t want to go any further.”

“No, no, you just tease me until I get all worked up, then push me away.” She stomped to the tent.

Behind her, his voice took on a new intensity. “I wasn’t teasing.”

Kneeling, she wrestled with the peg holding the tent. It didn’t budge, no matter how hard she pulled. “Oh, really. I suppose you have another name for it, then. You’re the one who lured me out here….”

He knit his brows. “I didn’t lure. There was no luring involved.”

Giving up on that peg, she moved to the next. No matter how hard she wrenched it, it stayed secure, mocking her. “Sure. And I suppose you don’t pull this with every other woman you meet.”

“Pull what?” He stood too close, close enough she could wrap her arms around his legs.

Her struggle with the peg became desperate. She mimicked his tone. “Oh, I know this great camping place. Yeah, maybe I’ll see you there. I can only imagine how many others have fallen for it. Well, not me, buster.”

He crouched beside her, his face close to hers. “It’s not buster. It’s Hank. Or did you forget already?”

She glared at him. “If I didn’t care, what would I be doing here? I’m a computer geek. I’m not the outdoorsy type. I hate camping!” She pushed herself up. His nearness took her breath away, scrambled her thoughts.

He rose beside her, his dark eyes ablaze. “I thought you came here to mourn the loss of your boyfriend.”

Anger forced her voice to a decibel range only dogs could hear. “What?” She laughed. “I was over him the night he walked out.”

He leaned toward her. “Well, aren’t you resilient.”

“Now that,” she said, nostrils flaring, “was snarky.” She tried to shake off the sting of his words. “Yes, I forgot  him the night he left. You know why? Because I couldn’t stop thinking about you.” She gave a slightly hysterical laugh. “How stupid am I?”

His face softened. “About as stupid as me, I guess.”


 

Thanks to Freya's Bower, which first published this ebook.